Me and my flamingo
We′re off to Tesco metro
Me and my flamingo
Rolling up and down the road

But we’ve had a little fight
And now we′re walking in single file

Crying from my eyes (ooh-oh-oh)
Crying from my hundred eyes (single file)
Crying from my eyes (ooh-oh-oh)
Crying from my hundred eyes

Me and my flamingo
Have made the pepper all go
Me and my flamingo
We’re off to Tesco metro

But it’s flared up again
And now you′re putting on one of your shows

Crying from my eyes (ooh-oh-oh)
Crying from my hundred eyes (one of your shows)
Crying from my eyes (ooh-oh-oh)
Crying from my hundred eyes

Me and my flamingo
Me and my flamingo
Me and my flamingo
Me and my flamingo

Me and My Flamingo is the tenth track on Loose Tapestries Presents the Luxury Comedy Tapes

Loose Tapestries Presents the Luxury Comedy Tapes