Call me Sugar Bone Thompson
And I’m going to the rodeo
German lady on my arm
And I used to live in Hammersmith

They call me Sugar Bone Thompson
(I ain’t lying)
And I used to be a cowboy
(Still am one)
Riding on the hilltops
‘Cause I’m a brown hatted son of a bitch
I’m a velvet hatted son of a bitch

Some time ago I was riding through the canyons
Group of Mexican hats came up to me on horseback
They said, “We don’t like to see bad boys like you around here”
I reached out for my long, silver pistol
And I taught each and every one of them a lesson
You know why? I’ll tell you why

‘Cause I’m a brown hatted son of a bitch
I’m a velvet hatted son of a bitch

I’m Sugar Bone Thompson
I won’t hear anything else

Brown Hatted Son of a Bitch is the sixteenth track on Loose Tapestries Presents the Luxury Comedy Tapes and is featured in the third episode of the first series of Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy.

Loose Tapestries Presents the Luxury Comedy Tapes